December 2011
When people ask me what's wrong →
seeyouinyourdreams:
I’m like…
But inside I’m like…
Alcohol is bad for your legs.
Guy : Do you want a drink?
Girl : No alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy : Why, do they swell?
Girl : No, they spread.
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
Expectation:
Reality: